Monday, March 16, 2009

The Full Tonky

Ladies, ladies. I have neglected to tell Tonka about your overwhelming interest in his nether regions for fear that it will go to his...er...head?

Thanks for your concern, though. All swelling has subsided around his sheath after another layer of the skin on the inside and outside peeled off -- I'm curious to see what happens the next time I worm him. But Tonka is still walking around with his willy half extended sometimes, and it drips a little. Not urine, but a clear and slightly viscous fluid. I know from his former owner that Tonka was not gelded in his care, which made him at least five before he was cut. Sometimes he gets awfully studly when Raven is in heat, so I am inclined to think this new development is hormonal. Spring has definitely been in the air around here (the dogs are frisky, the goats think they are rutting, the cats are less lazy than usual) and Tonka's willy has been getting a little...er...woody from time to time. He still claims to be very itchy, but I suspect it's a rouse so I have stopped giving his manhood anything but cursory medical attention. Is that enough information for y'all?


8 comments:

Grey Horse Matters said...

Ah, these boys, they'll do anything for some female attention. Glad he's feeling better.

EvenSong said...

LOVE the illustration! (Wizards will never look quite the same in my corrupted psyche.) Thanks for the update. Enquiring minds needed to know.

emitin = bloggin' the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth! (see also, "the full Tonky"

Carole said...

Heeeeee. Full Tonky = Best. Post. Title. Ever.

allhorsestuff said...

hahahahahahahahahah!
The title got me then the picture sent me right over!
Glad to hear he is getting it better~

Anonymous said...

Glad Tonka is doing better!

dp said...

Credit where credit is due: David suggested the title in his comment on the previous post.

Black Jack's Carol said...

Yes, Just the right amount of information! Thank you. It's a great relief to know he's so much better. And, the picture and the title, as others have said, were perfect. I read this post three times, and laughed each time. "Cursory medical attention." That's it? Poor fellow. An itch is no light matter, as I'm sure he's tried to explain to you. Must say, if there's one verification word that I believe fits your blog to a T, it's EvenSong's "emitin" as she defines it.

The Border Collies said...

That.
Photo.
TERRIFIES me.